Fergie

So I was listening to the radio on my way home this morning and they had these obnoxious morning DJs talking about fashion. The girl was reading the "most fashionable" list and she said, "You want to know who topped the most fashionable? Fergie." And I thought, Fergie?!! Sarah Ferguson is on the most fashionable list?? She hasn't even been in the news in 10 years! And the guy, inexplicably to me, said, "Yeah. I could see that." How on earth could he see that? He went on, "But the thing that I don't like about Fergie is the facial piercings. I just don't get the metal through the eyebrow and the nose..." and I thought, WHAT?! The Duchess of York has pierced her FACE?! That is not possible.

And then I vaguely remembered that there is some young woman who is in a band who also refers to herself as Fergie. And that must be the one they were talking about. And then I turned the radio back to NPR, where I could listen to programs that don't give me a headache.