Text to speech is freakin hilarious

If you have recently received a voicemail message from Barack Obama either offering to adopt your child as his pet or asking for help because there is a rodent in his pants, that was Greg and me.

Greg found this thing online called Text to Speech where you can write whatever you want in a text box and it will convert it to spoken word in a variety of voices--male, female, alien, chipmunk, etc. We had some fun (okay, waaaaaaay too much fun) making our future president say a variety of offensive and downright disturbing things.

If you have not received a voicemail from Barack Obama* on your cell phone and you want to, let me know and I'll send one to you. Just be aware that they are not for sensitive listeners.

*it doesn't have to be from Obama. You could get a voice message from a chipmunk.